[SIOUX FALLS, SD] Five J Design, an inbound marketing and web design firm, lands first ever client on the moon.
"With advances in commercial space travel, and our connections with NASA, we see this as real opportunity to capture new audiences," said Jake Peterson, Owner and inbound marketing strategist at Five J Design.
Five J Design will be working with Theia Enterprises, a commercial space travel agency designed to take everyday people like Joe the Plumber into the orbital space. Tickets to ride on Theia's space craft start at at only 1 million Bitcoin.
Five J Design is excited in this new venture with Theia Enterprises with the demand in commercial space travel. "It's the next Cabo San Lucas", noted representative for Theia Enterprises, "only instead of packing your sandals, Theia will provide all travelers with certified moon boots for their missions around Earth's only natural satellite."
Theia Enterprises is headquarted at 1969 N. Star Lunar Street, The Moon. Peterson was the first Five J executive to meet with Theia Enterprises on the Moon. It only took three days to travel to the moon.
"Space travel was better than I expected", noted Peterson, "I wasn't able to return any messages or phone calls because Verizon doesn't have 4G LTE service on the moon, yet".
Watch for more information and details coming out with this new partnership in the weeks to come.
About the moon
The Moon is Earth's only natural satellites and one of the largest in the Solar System. The moon formed approximately 4.5 billion years ago, not much longer than Earth. It is said on the seventh day, God didn't actually rest, but instead he created the Moon leftover from his workshop's dust. The Moon is only 230,100 miles away from the Earth. The only downfall is that to get there, you do have to pass through Sioux City and no one really knows when construction there will ever end.
For more information on the Moon, checkout the most reliable source on the Internet at wikipedia.org. If you've read this far, thank you, and April Fool's.
